Wow, Pink sure is cool, isn’t she? She’s not like all the other trashy female singers, who sing moody songs about lost love and cheating men. Nope, our Pink sings about how she is one TOUGH BITCH. And that she is nobody’s plaything. Wow, Pink, you told us men. Hard. I bow to your alt-pop coolness. When you diss me and tell me I’m going home with my hand instead of your scrunched-up anger face I get heartbroken.
One tough chick:

Pink ain’t afraid to threaten muthafuckas who piss her off! Like the paparazzi, fellow singers, etc. She is one tough cookie, let me tell you.
Let me stop and ask you this, Pinky:
If you’re so fucking tough and cool and hate pop stars and everything that surrounds it why don’t you shut the fuck up and get the fuck out? You can act like you’re not any more of a fame whore then Britney or Jessica or whoever but let’s face it puddin’. You most certainly are. You are just as fucking pathetic as any of those bitches no matter how cool or tough you act. You make POPULAR music. You are not a punk rocker. Even if you sport a faux-hawk.

Yes, Pink you are fuckable. There is something cute about your mannish face and toned body flexing all over little puppy dogs and leather costumes. You are what they call a “hot ugly chick”. Does that give you free reign to act like a super-cool bitch?

My theory is that Pink maybe didn’t want to be pigeon-holed as a stereotypical R&B singer after her first tune made her sound like a sistah. So like Kid Fucking Rock, Pink went a different route. Instead of becoming a douchebag goofball hillbilly like Ritchie Pink tries being the angry, pseudo punk chick with all dem kewl tattoos. And OMFG she SMOKES!

Britney and Jessica don’t do that! oh wait they do! In fact that’s what makes Pink so stupid to me. Britney is really fucking scary and dangerous. She would kill a motherfucker for looking at little Jaden wrong, I suspect. That is if she can get his little ass home that week due to that ugly custody thing. Pink’s calculated GRRR image pales in the face of true, unmitigated psychosis:

Plus I hate when I’m looking something up on Pink Floyd and her shit pops up. Ugh. Couldn’t you have called yourself Purple? Of course then I’d be pissed when I go to look for Prince stuff…